School prayer will inadvertently create more atheists.
Guess what's #1 on every American student's mind: make the school shootings stop!
School prayer will create a lot of new atheists.
Every day, every student will pray for no more school shootings.
And every day there will be more school shootings.
Because prayer doesn’t work. They’ll learn that in school now.
This is brilliant! I’ve only met 1 person that defied my theory—and I’m not suggesting there aren’t more—that the best cure for catholicism is catholic schools!
Thoughts and prayers work about as well as tots and pears but the latter at least is funny.